I'm vegan and I'm so happy the way I've chosen but whenever I ran into someone non-vegan I have to embrace the sad look on their faces saying that: "ohh, poor thing.. what are you gonna eat now?" Let my chocolate muffin answer you.
It's very easy to cake and you can find the recipe anywhere, you just need to google it. I knew myself as really bad at cooking but I guess it was only valid while I was cooking meat :) So no longer they can call me a bad chef!
What am I replacing the egg with? Nothing. Because you don't need it! It's already delicious!
What am I replacing the milk with? Nothing. I've just used coconut milk instead of cow milk!
You can bake any thing without hurting any animal!
Have a nice day! :)